Forget unicorns
Mermaids,
Leprechauns,
And fairies,
For a second.
Think VIRGIN!
The modern day mythological creature.
You know, the kind of creature you hear whispered about
But have never quite seen.
Just like the Loch Ness monster
You know they’re out there.
For people have reported near sightings.
Some swear they are extinct.
Some are on a hunt to find them.
Like a collectible memorabilia, they have such high valuable.
While others ovoid them like the plague.
You my friend are the latter.
Your sole objective
Isn’t bagging a modern day mythological creature.
It’s about stroking your unappeasable male ego.
Your motto,
Come one, come all.
You claim the past 12 faceless contestants did not make the cut.
Like a bad episode of America’s Next Top Model
You eliminated them one by one.
When really and truly
You should’ve been the first to go.
So buddy,
YES you buddy!
You can buy companionship,
Dates,
And time,
But sadly class and morals aren’t that easily attainable.
So here is free advice.
In a tough economical times when nothing is free.
The next time you encounter one of these mythological creatures
Be sure to do the following.....
A) Assume she’s lying, it a crowd pleaser.
B) Put enough pressure on her until she leaves or you leave. Which ever comes first.
C) Suspend all assumptions and actually believe her you prick
* Multiple choice golden rule: Always assume its ‘C’
Copyright © 2009 by Hayat Magan. All Rights Reserved
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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"class and morals aren’t that easily attainable." Hot diggity dang this poem should be in a class of it's own. As the old Spanish saying goes "ningunos que existen"(Sounds sexy eh!), simply these mythological creatures are a dying breed! Is it too late to apply to be your Intern for the summer? It's just a thought my dear?
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FYI lol lol lol i loved this line "like a collectible memorabilia they have such high valuable."